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Why did the cow go on top of the mountain? (scroll down for answer)

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Because the steaks have never been higher

It's funny because "The stakes have never been higher" is a common phrase in the english language. However, in this case the word stakes is replaced with the word steaks. This is because the two words sound the same and because steak comes from the meat of a cow, and since a cow is on top of a mountain which are known for being high in altitude, the steaks are literally higher

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